A strange store wrote by my classmate

My name is Tom, a perfect person. I like dance in the classroom to my classmates. Besides, I like to sing. However, my sound is really ugly. Therefore, I sing in the bathroom to enjoy myself. However, my roommates all complain about it. Therefore, I sing to people in MRT in order to find my father, for I know only he can apprecriate me. When I was singing on the MRT, one man came to me and appraise me, ”you barked very well, good dog.” That time, I actually know that I am a dog.